Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in Dr Doom's LiveJournal:

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003
1:59 am	Some foolhardy, monosyllabic insignifigant just had the gall to contact Doom via America Online 6.0s Instant Message feature. ReqiumOPurgatory: Hi Ih8RiChArDs4LiFe: an instant message? Doom is intrigued ReqiumOPurgatory: Really? U R? Ih8RiChArDs4LiFe: Does this correspondance have a purpose? Doom is a very busy man. ReqiumOPurgatory: Well i just thought i might know u but your grammar is to good. sorry Not even ten minutes and Doom already finds the internet intollerably infuriating!! DOOM VOWS FROM THIS MOMENT FORTH ALL EFFORTS NOT DEVOTED TO THE ERADICATION OF REED RICHARDS WILL BE SOLEY ENGAGED IN THE DESTRUCTION OF THE IREPUTABLE INTERNET! (Comment on this)
1:28 am	The intolerable and remarkably inconsiderate actions and reactions of AOL chat Life - NEW Young Adult have incurred the wrath of Doom! Having learned of the internet service, Livejournal, Doom felt compelled and entitled to take full advantage. Yet DRAT! One needs a code to create this seemingly endlessly popular online journal..or "blog". I entered the AOL chat "Life - NEW Young Adult". The following is a transcript of my conversation with the moronic, Bottom dwellers of America Online. Doom uses the handle "Ih8RiChArDs4LiFe": Ih8RiChArDs4LiFe: I insist you relinquish a livejournal code immediatley, lest you desire the wrath of Doom! Chrispch21: wow did you count the minutes? Ih8RiChArDs4LiFe: minutes mean nothing to Doom! ReqiumOPurgatory: Ih8richards ReqiumOPurgatory: r u in riverside? Ih8RiChArDs4LiFe: Riverside!? Doom is the monarch of Latveria! Evil kalix: hey ih8 Evil kalix: you're a dork Ih8RiChArDs4LiFe: Bah, Curses! The Doom Bots are on their way! Coming to realise Doom would never be endowed by one of these NEW Young Adult cretins with the highly coveted Livejournal code, I reworked a brilliant contraption orginally devised to be utilized in the demise of Reed Richards and his Radically Repugnant Fantastic Four and used it to computer hack it's way into the internet and directly into the mainframe of the livejournal internet journal services super computer, and behold... DIARY OF DOOM! As for AOL Chat Life - NEW Young Adult, and AOL user Evil Kalix, might I remind you that my Doom-Bots are not programmed for mercy! (2 Comments |Comment on this)